Zombie Insurance

Here is Milton, Oscar's cousin.

Milton worked with his cousin Oscar (who sold used cars) selling shady insurance policies with so many twists and conditions that it is nearly impossible to collect on them. It backfired after they were both killed when a bird flew into the office window and landed on a bunch of helium filled balloons floating near the gas heater. Milton threw a pencil at the bird, popping a balloon, which resulted in an explosion that blew the cousins into the parking lot. They somehow survived but were killed by an elephant that had fallen out of a cargo plane on its way to the circus in the next town. After 'rising' they were unable to collect the insurance because, unfortunately, Milton had written up the insurance policy himself and the accident did not occur on the fourth Tuesday in June during a solar eclipse while carrying umbrellas, and the elephant had not recited the Pledge of Allegiance as it fell.

Milton continues to sell insurance policies on Oscar's car lot.